1. http://oh-so-pleasant.tumblr.com/post/83731839012/khoshekhs-you-know-how-the-central-relationship

    khoshekhs:

    you know how the central relationship in all action movies seems to be two tough dudes bro-ing it out? well that’s boring. here are some alternatives:

    • two tough chicks bro-ing it out
    • younger woman and older woman who develop a mother-daughter relationship. also kill people

  2. Holding Out for A Hero - Jennifer Saunders Shrek 2 OST


    parallelanprincess:

    ahirukaizoku:

    Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother) - Holding Out for A Hero

    image

    this is my 5th most played song on my ipod

    no regrets

    This is still one of the best songs in animated history

    (Source: swaggiesaurus, via eerenjaeger)

    tonks-has-pink-hair:

    still the greatest moment in all of animated television

    (Source: katieffitchhasmoved, via paceunknown)

  3. nonabones:

    genderfluidsirius:

    no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

    5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

    11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

    everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

    that is so fucking cute and hilarious

    (via paceunknown)

    hiro-yuki-bnjmn:

    rexannegoof:

    fluxthepolice:

    the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

    You really can’t tbh

    The last screenshot tho

    (Source: 90s90s90s, via ikindofrantsometimes)

  4. "I’ve got this tiny pang of regret when I think of how much I have probably missed out on in the last few years because I was too scared to take a risk, or too shy to speak up, or too worried to be bold."

    Jessi Kirby, Golden (via skeletales)

    (Source: simply-quotes.net, via shaeliveswell)

  5. bigpaynos:

    g-asp:

    White girls

    what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

    (Source: d-eadrise, via paceunknown)

  6. colincakes:

    i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk

    (via paceunknown)

  7. mypatronusisyou:

    dontbedeaded:

    penaltybox:

    IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

    i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

    literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes 

    (via paceunknown)

  8. robonoise:

    fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention

    (via danceswiththeundead)

  9. walk-the-ocean-floor:

    THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

    (Source: walktheoceanfloor, via danceswiththeundead)

  10. “An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

    When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

    (Source: ensligt, via danceswiththeundead)

  11. jaclcfrost:

    assrah:

    jaclcfrost:

    my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

    let’s precariously light these objects up

    i am moderately aflame

    (via danceswiththeundead)